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We give all of the homeless people in America a rifle, free drugs and send them to the front lines in Ukraine to fight Russia.

We give all of the homeless people in America a rifle, free drugs and send them to the front lines in Ukraine to fight Russia.

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[–] • 4 pts 2y

I have a better idea. Let’s send our homeless to Mexico at a 2 to 1 rate for every illegal that crosses our borders until they build the wall for us. Also, fuck Ukraine, we owe them nothing.

[–] • 0 pt 2y

All that would do is free up more space for more filthy fucking taco niggers.

[–] • 0 pt 2y

One possible route for the state department to take is this:

  1. give all the homeless a promise of free drugs and a rifle (in the form of a voucher)

  2. free helicopter ride to ukraine

  3. wait what?

  4. kick them out of the helicopter about 50 miles from shore.

  5. claim they were delivered to ukraine and died in the war

  6. cue media "so brave!", "so virtuous!"

  7. use sadmemes to recruit more homeless

  8. deepfake their faces onto actors in war movies.

  9. turn the dead basically into rockstars

  10. "all duh ukraine warfighters get all dat pussy!"

  11. pay ukrainians and russians to kill all the homeless that come to ukraine to fight for "muh democracy".

  12. peace at last. straight, drug-free societies, at last.

/schizopost

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[–] • 0 pt 2y

The solution to homelessness is the same as the solution to the illegal immigration problem. Giant trebuchets along the Mexican border. You put the illegal, or the bum, into the sling, and fire him across the border. Once he crosses into Mexican airspace, he is no longer a concern of the United States. I guarantee this would end both illegal border crossings and the homeless problem very quickly.