I wouldn't be surprised if he already was.

Why? Do you have a used car you need to sell?

I NEVER GET ANY PUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSYYYYY!

Thats a yay from me, Dog

Our cast of characters is already pretty funny. Sure, Sam would be fun but we're doing just fine.

I believe Sam Hyde is too busy planning universal terrorists plots too waste time here on earth, let alone poal.

Sam is the real reason nasa can't go to the moon anymore. He set up a military base on it (it's an internationally acknowledged no go zone). Sam forced the United Nations to use the azmuthial map for their logo; which, furthered the flat earth theory. He did it as a temporary distraction from his grander diabolical plans.

What you see in those random comical skits he puts out are actually 1/2 cyborg 1/2 clone replicant ai actors (look close at the ears). He created those to do his bidding for him down here.

I cannot confirm nor deny any of this information but I heard his life is in danger. The Yetti of the north and the Sasquatch of the south and inner earth have teamed up in defiance to Commander Hyde. They have acquired ancient Lemurian technology that they plan on using against him.

Trump and the Q team started Space Force to help Sam, but Sam told them to "kick rocks" because "you cant trust (((those))) fuk sticks". Then he murmured somthing about an infinit two week plan er somthin.

Would be cool if he was here.

Ps. Sam If you read this and think of posting here be careful. I have it on good authority that some characters here on poal are undercover yetti sleeper agents.

If I were you I would sleep with my 45 long slide with laser sighting and a phase plasma rifle with a 40 watt range under the pillow. Stay Frosty \o