I'm thinking it must've been desperation during a time of starvation or crop failure. Calves drink that shit, probably worth a try.
Also they had some child memory relating tits and food.
Ah, like they were raised by a cannibal tribe that cut off women's breasts and ate them, so they associated them with food.
Makes a whole of sense, you retarded sexual deviant.
Interesting - my idea is that some wiseacre decided that it might not be necessary to kill the whole cow to get at the milk, and tried an experiment - got kicked in the head while trying to suck the test like a calf, and tried squeezing at arm's length on the second attempt
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