Damn, that's...not a bad idea! I was thinkin duct tape..
Damn, that's...not a bad idea! I was thinkin duct tape..
I hired a black woman hooker to follow me around. When I go to set down she holds my balls until I get seated, then sets them down gently on the seat between my legs. White Privilege Baby!
I hired a black woman hooker to follow me around. When I go to set down she holds my balls until I get seated, then sets them down gently on the seat between my legs.
White Privilege Baby!
Cool, but I don't wann' be touched by a negress
Cool, but I don't wann' be touched by a negress
I hear ya. I make her wear white cotton gloves!
I hear ya.
I make her wear white cotton gloves!
I hope you made her pick the cotton and weave it too?
I hope you made her pick the cotton and weave it too?
A pelvic thrust to get the boys swinging, and when they're moving forward, sit down without sitting on them.
A pelvic thrust to get the boys swinging, and when they're moving forward, sit down without sitting on them.
Mmmm....not bad, but I discovered I can tuck them between my ass cheeks, just gotta keep them clenched
Mmmm....not bad, but I discovered I can tuck them between my ass cheeks, just gotta keep them clenched
And with your anus being expanded, I guess they rest right inside your body cavity and are protected from having your weight crush them.
And with your anus being expanded, I guess they rest right inside your body cavity and are protected from having your weight crush them.
Uh...I expand the anusus of others, mine is still tight as a fetus'
Uh...I expand the anusus of others, mine is still tight as a fetus'
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