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Called out of work yesterday. Fucked up and drank.

Went into work still drunk today.

Start doing my job.

It is no exaggeration to say I am absolutely murdering it today. I have never been better at my job.

My boss pulled me aside, and Instead of reprimanding me for calling out yesterday, he commended me for my performance this morning.

This is so fucked up. Alcohol is my performance enhancing drug. I won't know for a few months, but I've probably made a lot of money today.

This is so fucked up.

Called out of work yesterday. Fucked up and drank. Went into work still drunk today. Start doing my job. It is no exaggeration to say I am absolutely murdering it today. I have never been better at my job. My boss pulled me aside, and Instead of reprimanding me for calling out yesterday, he commended me for my performance this morning. This is so fucked up. Alcohol is my performance enhancing drug. I won't know for a few months, but I've probably made a lot of money today. This is so fucked up.

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Alcohol is my performance enhancing drug

Caffein (coffee or Diet Coke) was my performance enhancing drug from age 23-on, after a good nights sleep.

I found going to work still drunk from the night before (worked construction during school vacations age 18-22) was a real drag. I remember going off in the woods and puking my guts out at 9am break a few times. Too many sour mixed drinks. After a retrospective self review, I decided every dumb shit thing I'd ever done was while I was drunk, so I cut way back on booze.