can't think of any that didnt give the pussy up, except those that I rejected cause fuck no you fat ugly lying bitch, but almost all the hot women got it on, well except this once, there was two women there, and we were all having a couple drinks having some fun and they had a guitar and they said sing us a song, and I had recently wrote this song 'hitman' and i could sing it as I played it and I knew the words and that song popped into my head and I played it. The lyrics start "I was sent here to kill you, its your time to die, you owe your life for what you're done, say goodbye" and then it goes on to tell the story of the hitman and ends with "Bang! You're dead!" and I fucking nailed the song man. I was getting into it and having fun jamming it out. I sang it like I meant it, and I thought these chicks would really dig it and we'd all get it on, but when I ended the song and looked at them. They were both mortified. Scared out of their wits. They told me to get the fuck out of there, they started screaming. And hollering, you have to go now. We dont want to die,and so I never played that song for any woman I am interested in getting it on with ever since
can't think of any that didnt give the pussy up, except those that I rejected cause fuck no you fat ugly lying bitch, but almost all the hot women got it on, well except this once, there was two women there, and we were all having a couple drinks having some fun and they had a guitar and they said sing us a song, and I had recently wrote this song 'hitman' and i could sing it as I played it and I knew the words and that song popped into my head and I played it. The lyrics start "I was sent here to kill you, its your time to die, you owe your life for what you're done, say goodbye" and then it goes on to tell the story of the hitman and ends with "Bang! You're dead!" and I fucking nailed the song man. I was getting into it and having fun jamming it out. I sang it like I meant it, and I thought these chicks would really dig it and we'd all get it on, but when I ended the song and looked at them. They were both mortified. Scared out of their wits. They told me to get the fuck out of there, they started screaming. And hollering, you have to go now. We dont want to die,and so I never played that song for any woman I am interested in getting it on with ever since
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