"Walking bacon" would be illegal in the jewK because such a thing would enable you to commit a hate crime.

"(((Oy)))), you got a loicense for that smoked, cured, (((unhealthy))) animal protein there, mate?"

You got your sandwich bacon, and your walking bacon. That's the beauty of God's nature.

trust no one who hates bacon

New laws are needed. A very small amount of pork fat must be added to every single recipe for "pre-prepared" food in the USA.

Yes, this is to be intentionally hostile to those that don't eat pork. You know who you are. Your culture is shit and should not exist.

What a great idea