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Brag about illegal things here to grow your e-penis No cia here we promise!

Brag about illegal things here to grow your e-penis No cia here we promise!

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I stuck my pocket knife in the side wall of Bertha Big Butt’s car tire in the parking garage. I can still hear the music of the hiss and the click click click of my heels as I walked away.

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I once fucked up sum espionage in Benghazi lol pls tell nobody

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its ok we wont prosecute cause you "been through enough"

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I had an animal rights phase and I stole hundreds of pets.

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We know already. Can you elaborate on your methamphetamine empire instead?

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Sure! It was a family business based in Honduras. We dominated Central America for a while, but people from South America took most of our business. These caravans aren't helping either. We've been forced to do human trafficking to make ends meet.

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I know man is fucked up. Last week our organization decided to start manufacturing heroin. World is changing you have to keep up

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Disclaimer: once you sub that place, you're on the list.

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i stole a moped in Bangkok