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It's amazing what the mind is capable of when you're not wasting energy on porn, which not only ties up time while you're looking at it but drains you mentally later and basically makes you a zombie. Why do you think scientists say we only use 10% of our brain? Because we're all looking at porn for 4 hours a day (unless you're doing NoFap. In that case, congrats).

Anyway, with 100% of my brain active I've started noticing I can have an effect on the weather. Yesterday I was looking at the clouds and started making them scatter just by thinking about them scattering. Today I made it a nice sunny day.

Now that I have this ability I'll have to be careful not to disturb normal seasonal patterns... I'll have to check rainfall data for different regions, average temps. I'd hate to ruin some farmer's growing season.

It's amazing what the mind is capable of when you're not wasting energy on porn, which not only ties up time while you're looking at it but drains you mentally later and basically makes you a zombie. Why do you think scientists say we only use 10% of our brain? Because we're all looking at porn for 4 hours a day (unless you're doing NoFap. In that case, congrats). Anyway, with 100% of my brain active I've started noticing I can have an effect on the weather. Yesterday I was looking at the clouds and started making them scatter just by thinking about them scattering. Today I made it a nice sunny day. Now that I have this ability I'll have to be careful not to disturb normal seasonal patterns... I'll have to check rainfall data for different regions, average temps. I'd hate to ruin some farmer's growing season.

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Science never actually said we use 10% of our brain. That was a leftard media meme. You however are using 200%. Congrats!

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I'm like that guy in limitless. Soon I'll have a 4-digit IQ thanks to NoFap!

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Now that the whole "Global Warming" phrase has been replaced by "Climate Change", can you just make the weather stay exactly the same every day for a couple years to really fuck with everyone?

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Well that would throw off all the normal seasonal variations. Maybe instead I could use my mental powers to shut the bad people up forever. idk lol just spitballing that's kind of a crazy thought though.

Wew, it's tough having this much power and responsibility.

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Wait a few weeks and you should be able to call forth hail at will.

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I still can't tell if this sub is serious or just memeing.

Day 756 - my penis has grown another inch to a total of 4 ft long, also the aliens that I've been in mental contact with seem quite impressed, they wish for me to become their huge penised leader.

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It's both. I meme but I'm actually doing NoFap.

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I remember being a kid hiding under the blankets from the thunder. The lights went out, and I wished for them to come back on. Lo and behold, they did! Then I had the bright idea to make them go out again. You can see where this is going.