I met him near a dumpster after a late night snack. He was sleeping in it and I threw my half eaten sandwich wrapped up in and heard a voice with a strange accent say "what da fuq, nigga". It was a boy but he had a dress and bad makeup on. Only in a leftist totalitarian dictatorship like we live in now would this he normal. So I stopped and said hello and he climbed out and said he was 14 and in a Popeyes uniform but said his dad was gone, his mom was a crackhead and he was taking care of his 11 siblings. He seemed intelligent but obviously too in danger to live this way and he explained that he was a shiftleader to me. I told him I'd call for help and he ran away but left his backpack. I called the police and he is an illegal migrant from the Congo apparently that came in under the Hussein Xiden Dindu Hindu plan of open borders last year. Apparently this is the new way the USSA (Ununited Socialist States of Americunt) is now? Why are they doing this and destroying the world all in the name of communism?