So I was on call this weekend and had to go to a call in a trailer park. I get to the house and already knew it was nogs cause I could tell by the way the mom's voice sounded on the phone. Got her problem fixed in about ten minutes. Mind you the WHOLE time her crotch goblins are following me around asking about my tools. Not asking what they were for, just asking me to give them to them. I'm sitting in my work truck typing up the bill and the youngest dindu comes up and sees my energy drink in my cup holder and says "Gimme that monster" "No" "Why not" "It's empty." I also keep a stock of water and gatorade in my truck for hot days, the niglet noticed it and started pestering me for a gatorade. Again I tell him no. "Why not" "Cause they are mine" "So it's my birthday, gimme your drill, gimme your phone, lemme play with your tablet." Like, I know they have absolutely no shame, but it still surprises me when they act like this. I swear when that kid was ready to cry when I said no repeatedly and then closed the truck door so I could finish writing.