Because absolutely no one has any idea where these shitholes are, here's a map showing the juxtaposition of Mongbwalu, Congo and Rwampara, Uganda. Google would have you believe they're 13 hours/560 km apart by car/truck.

Take solace in the fact that this shit is festering in the heart of darkest Africa.

Shit like this is why you should just napalm the entire area when one of these nogs is found to be infected.

I like this. Isn’t it how world war z started?

I initially read "Chicago" but they're the same thing when you get right down to it.