BREAKING: Hollywood scientist Neil deGrasse Tyson has left his fans disturbed after multiple of his old tweets where he fantasized about kissing himself on the lips was discovered. DeGrasse expressed his need to kiss himself from as early as 2010 to December 2025.

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He'd probably suck his own dick if he could.

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there once was a man from nantucket

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there once was a man from nantucket >>

Whose dick was so long he could fuck it.

And once with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, he said "If my ear were a cunt. I would fuck it."

For those who have never heard the last part of the poem.

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Oh you dirty dirty man.

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Yeah I heard about him.

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He was 52 in 2010, so that's how long it takes for a top negro to realize who that weird negro in the mirror is.

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Weird fucking nigger

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The maximum level of narcissism.

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Gay. Ghey too.