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"Did you know that dogs always look to the left side of your face for confirmation of how you are really feeling? Also, about the "forearm" bait. When a dog like a pitbull or Rottweiler bites down, its gotta a "lock jaw" which means its not gonna let go unless you either kill it while its tearing left and right to open you up, or you gotta cut off its air supply and convince it that its gonna suffocate or drown. But the third option is better. A dogs teeth, like a snakes, curl inward, meaning if you try getting your forearm out, it will tear your flesh. But if you grab the back of its head, you can force your arm into the back of its mouth, and if you keep forcing, that will pop their jaw out of place and cause them extreme pain.."

"Did you know that dogs always look to the left side of your face for confirmation of how you are really feeling? Also, about the "forearm" bait. When a dog like a pitbull or Rottweiler bites down, its gotta a "lock jaw" which means its not gonna let go unless you either kill it while its tearing left and right to open you up, or you gotta cut off its air supply and convince it that its gonna suffocate or drown. But the third option is better. A dogs teeth, like a snakes, curl inward, meaning if you try getting your forearm out, it will tear your flesh. But if you grab the back of its head, you can force your arm into the back of its mouth, and if you keep forcing, that will pop their jaw out of place and cause them extreme pain.."

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Some time ago, I was working on a house for a nice young lady and we needed a screwdriver. Of course she didn't have one in the house, so we walked down the street to borrow one from a neighbor. On the way back, a dog of maybe fifty or sixty pounds ran out from a yard we were walking by and at the time he seemed intent on murder. Now he was probably a good dog, just doing what he thought was his job in keeping intruders away from his master's house, and he was just poorly trained. But I wasn't really thinking about that at the time. Instead, threw the screwdriver toward the dog, pushed the girl behind me, raised my arms, and roared like a demon. Of course the screwdriver missed the dog by a couple of feet, but I think I changed its religion any way. He yelped like I just whipped him and ran right back with his tail between his legs. If I hadn't had a young lady with me, I think I would not have reacted that way (protect, stand ground, and fight), but I'm not sure what I would have done differently.

Any way, to your point, it works. You have to get a really dense nigger-dog to find one that doesn't realize that the juice isn't worth the squeeze.

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I've done polar opposites of this where I am overbearing and do like a high pitched "oh hi baby doggie hiii hey friend come here sweet heart what's wrong??? Come here baby doggie let's be friends" but an animal can sense when you will not hesitate to kill then and I've confused the shit out of some dogs long enough for an owner to show up. I prefer the berserker yell, but there are people in my life who don't need to see that side of me unless absolutely necessary. My wife got cornered by a neighbors loose dog and I went full berserk. Dog wasn't sticking around. Also had a nigger pit bull corner Mt wife and I, and I did the baby tall to keep it calm enough to get close to it. I'd rather take on a dog that didn't habe a running start at me, and I'd rather get in the first lethal blow. I don't fuck around when it come to dogs.