What annoys me is how pretentious they're being about it. "It has an earthy taste" Yeah because it's fucking dirt! You're eating it because you're a mentally deranged gremlin just own it.
No kidding. Then again, sounds like a good business plan. Go get literal dirt that costs you basically nothing. Sift out the rocks, Shape it, bake it, sell it to morons on TikTok for like $20+ a bag.
Careful, you might fix the Haitian economy. I can see it now...
Oh, wait, no I can't. Making mud cookies takes work. Niggers don't work. Nevermind.
You had me worried there for a moment. I thought I might have to try to find your family for a mental eval.
You almost thought that the sub room temp IQ population would be able to execute a plan as simple as that.
Good thing you came to your senses.