They are literally too stupid to attempt to rob a place without getting drunk. Archive: https://archive.today/Gx6O0 From the post: >>A group of bungling burglars were caught allegedly trying to rob a corner shop – but only after getting drunk and falling asleep inside. The crooks tried to carry out the heist at a tobacconist's in the early hours of Wednesday in Bogotá, Colombia. However, when the owner turned up for work in the morning, he found them dozing inside and called the authorities.