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I never post shit like this (or read it) but this just seemed too funny (probably fake) to not post it.

This is joked about often but at this point I think that if I apply for any job at all when it comes to "self reporting". I am a non-binary and I don't identify with any race. They will be really pissed off if they eventually realize I'm not a degenerate fuckup.

Anyway, if its not fake.. This guy should just at some point say that he is realized that he is (degenerate) actually bi and wants a family at some point. Whatever, if someone is going to hire you based on stupid shit like being in the alphabet mafia then you should take advantage of that.

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>Last month, I finally got a new job after being unemployed for a really long time. I had gotten pretty desperate and was beginning to think I'd never find another paying role. By the time I went to interview for this new job, I basically had nothing left in my bank account, I was late on rent, and I had bills flying at me from every angle.

I never post shit like this (or read it) but this just seemed too funny (probably fake) to not post it. This is joked about often but at this point I think that if I apply for any job at all when it comes to "self reporting". I am a non-binary and I don't identify with any race. They will be really pissed off if they eventually realize I'm not a degenerate fuckup. Anyway, if its not fake.. This guy should just at some point say that he is realized that he is (degenerate) actually bi and wants a family at some point. Whatever, if someone is going to hire you based on stupid shit like being in the alphabet mafia then you should take advantage of that. Archive: https://archive.today/SXOAB Form the post: >>Last month, I finally got a new job after being unemployed for a really long time. I had gotten pretty desperate and was beginning to think I'd never find another paying role. By the time I went to interview for this new job, I basically had nothing left in my bank account, I was late on rent, and I had bills flying at me from every angle.

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lying actually getting hired

I thought that was standard these days? Maybe not lies, but stretching the truth until it almost snaps...

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My resume and when I interview I accurately describe my skills. Its been a while and I understand you have to "sell yourself" but I don't lie.

I do also try a hell of a lot harder than most and self-learn all of the time on my own time. So, there is that.

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I brought show n tell stuff last time I interviewed for a job. It got me that job.

I've worked with some people who kind of exaggerated skill, however.

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That is a great way to get hired. Having some "look, I did a thing" even if its stupid and simple and hosted on someplace like git-hub or your own website. (If you are in tech).

If I am interviewing you and you can show me something you actually did on the spot or describe something you cant really post publicly because its "company work" to a very high degree I know you know what you are doing.

If it would not possibly be a doxing issue I think I would start a sub on here for "practice interviews". Post the job you are interviewing for and a volunteer poal'er would run a mock interview. Maybe that is worth doing anyway. Still thinking over the "learn stuff" sub I posted about a while back (I think its been about 2 months at this point).