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I never post shit like this (or read it) but this just seemed too funny (probably fake) to not post it.

This is joked about often but at this point I think that if I apply for any job at all when it comes to "self reporting". I am a non-binary and I don't identify with any race. They will be really pissed off if they eventually realize I'm not a degenerate fuckup.

Anyway, if its not fake.. This guy should just at some point say that he is realized that he is (degenerate) actually bi and wants a family at some point. Whatever, if someone is going to hire you based on stupid shit like being in the alphabet mafia then you should take advantage of that.

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>Last month, I finally got a new job after being unemployed for a really long time. I had gotten pretty desperate and was beginning to think I'd never find another paying role. By the time I went to interview for this new job, I basically had nothing left in my bank account, I was late on rent, and I had bills flying at me from every angle.

I never post shit like this (or read it) but this just seemed too funny (probably fake) to not post it. This is joked about often but at this point I think that if I apply for any job at all when it comes to "self reporting". I am a non-binary and I don't identify with any race. They will be really pissed off if they eventually realize I'm not a degenerate fuckup. Anyway, if its not fake.. This guy should just at some point say that he is realized that he is (degenerate) actually bi and wants a family at some point. Whatever, if someone is going to hire you based on stupid shit like being in the alphabet mafia then you should take advantage of that. Archive: https://archive.today/SXOAB Form the post: >>Last month, I finally got a new job after being unemployed for a really long time. I had gotten pretty desperate and was beginning to think I'd never find another paying role. By the time I went to interview for this new job, I basically had nothing left in my bank account, I was late on rent, and I had bills flying at me from every angle.
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Either it was left out or he decided that lying actually getting hired was the "something awful". Remember, the pejeets lie about basically everything on their resume. Its funny interviewing them sometimes because they basically don't even answer your questions and just sound like they are reading a pre-written script.

Maybe he tried to see if he wanted his kids number or something. Never know.

Either way, if the guy can prove himself with merit then he deserved the job anyway but if he cant then he's a jackass.

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lying actually getting hired

I thought that was standard these days? Maybe not lies, but stretching the truth until it almost snaps...

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My resume and when I interview I accurately describe my skills. Its been a while and I understand you have to "sell yourself" but I don't lie.

I do also try a hell of a lot harder than most and self-learn all of the time on my own time. So, there is that.

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I brought show n tell stuff last time I interviewed for a job. It got me that job.

I've worked with some people who kind of exaggerated skill, however.