I never post shit like this (or read it) but this just seemed too funny (probably fake) to not post it.
This is joked about often but at this point I think that if I apply for any job at all when it comes to "self reporting". I am a non-binary and I don't identify with any race. They will be really pissed off if they eventually realize I'm not a degenerate fuckup.
Anyway, if its not fake.. This guy should just at some point say that he is realized that he is (degenerate) actually bi and wants a family at some point. Whatever, if someone is going to hire you based on stupid shit like being in the alphabet mafia then you should take advantage of that.
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Form the post:
>Last month, I finally got a new job after being unemployed for a really long time. I had gotten pretty desperate and was beginning to think I'd never find another paying role. By the time I went to interview for this new job, I basically had nothing left in my bank account, I was late on rent, and I had bills flying at me from every angle.
A sub-verse for real news but from or about people that probably belong in the loony bin, or you know, in your pants.
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