Birds aren't real, so I don't want to know what you're putting in that "chicken" of yours.
(More please)
Don't worry about the recipe. Our taste is real. Have seconds on the house. Our chicken, so fresh, you taste meow.
47.3% of all statistics are made up. The number is actually 6 million.
Good thing they didn't mention Chef Dong's secret birds recipe!
Finches are not rare in our backyard. Last month I was sitting on the back porch smoking and there were 3 male yellow finches at the same time. We got purple yellow and another and cardinals and cut throats and tiny wood peckers and a red crested woodpecker that scares all the other birds. We also have fucking pigeons which I think we should buy a bb gun to get rid of but my uncle thinks it's to cruel. We also have feeding no less than 8 different red squirrels and they fight like hell and make this fucked up squirrel sound when they are mad. Super territorial, they're chase off grey squirrels that are 3 times their size and the greys run like a motherfucker when they see the red ones coming.
Cool. Bring in any bird or critter and I cook it for you.
In NYC, everyone will show you the bird.
At Chef Dong's, we never run out of chicken. We have fast runners with big nets, to catch more, if we run low.
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