Oh you know like all of us you'd have a paper towel and lotion for that masturbation session watching antifa explode.
Oh you know like all of us you'd have a paper towel and lotion for that
masturbation session watching antifa explode.
Idunno man. For something this magnificent, I might need proper nice soft terrycloth towels!!
Idunno man. For something this magnificent, I might need proper nice soft terrycloth towels!!
Well if you're going all out then get some with your initial embroidered on them so they'll be a proper keepsake to hand down to your descendents.
Well if you're going all out then get some with your initial embroidered on them so they'll be a proper keepsake to hand down to your descendents.
Fuck yes!
I'm also going to bring my Hugh Hefner robe home from the boat for this one!
Also the towels won't be merely monogrammed; they'll need to be MONDOgrammed!
Fuck yes!
I'm also going to bring my Hugh Hefner robe home from the boat for this one!
Also the towels won't be merely monogrammed; they'll need to be MONDOgrammed!
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