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A 'flying soldier' wowed crowds in Paris today when he arrived at France's Bastille Day parade on an 118mph 'Back to the Future'-style hoverboard.

Franky Zapata, 40, brandished an unloaded rifle as a he raced at high speed above world leaders including President Emmanuel Macron and German Chancellor Angela Merkel.

Then he landed comfortably on his so-called Flyboard, which he hopes to sell to the French military.

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Damned well about time! That thing was already supposed to have been invented and popular by now!

And everyone should be dressing all super new-wavey again! Stupid clownworld timeline screwing with the time-space continuum!!

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the rifle was empty in the demonstration, but if that had been a live run doing a strafing pass, that shit would literally be cyberpunk effective.

imagine like, 5 or 6 of those guys flying around with beanbag guns VS an angry mob

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I am already dreaming about him doing that to antifa faggots!