A 'flying soldier' wowed crowds in Paris today when he arrived at France's Bastille Day parade on an 118mph 'Back to the Future'-style hoverboard.
Franky Zapata, 40, brandished an unloaded rifle as a he raced at high speed above world leaders including President Emmanuel Macron and German Chancellor Angela Merkel.
Then he landed comfortably on his so-called Flyboard, which he hopes to sell to the French military.
Damned well about time! That thing was already supposed to have been invented and popular by now!
And everyone should be dressing all super new-wavey again! Stupid clownworld timeline screwing with the time-space continuum!!
the rifle was empty in the demonstration, but if that had been a live run doing a strafing pass, that shit would literally be cyberpunk effective.
imagine like, 5 or 6 of those guys flying around with beanbag guns VS an angry mob
I am already dreaming about him doing that to antifa faggots!
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