I saw a fake add for a fake "finger ring". I want one sooooo bad. My idiotic boss likes to take group pictures all the time. I'd totally slip it on just before. I can't find one, though. I even looked on etsy.
Try to search magic shops or magic related items in online stores. False fingers have been around for decades and used by "magicians" in various kinds of tricks. If you can't find them with magic-related items, check Halloween and costume related items to try to find decent "severed" or "false" fingers.
If you're desperate, I think you might be able to find some kind of fake fingers at that stupid Spencers store that sold various kinds of stupid gimmick items and was always in malls. Think they are online mostly now, but also mostly switched over to being a kike degeneracy "adult" store.
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