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K’s Royal Marines have reportedly handed a decisive defeat to their US counterparts during exercises in California’s Mojave Desert, with the Americans losing so badly they had asked for a time-out halfway into the mock battle.

A commando of Royal Marines deployed to the US Marine Corps facility in Twentynine Palms last month for Green Dagger 2021 exercises, among other things in order to test a new force structure. After training with the Dutch, Emirati and Canadian colleagues, they were pitted against the USMC in a five-day fighting exercise.

The 40 Commando proclaimed on Saturday they were “victorious,” offering no further details.

Victorious! 🏆 triumph in part of multinational team on Exercise Green Dagger 21. The 5-day Multi-domain war-fighting exercise concluded with an epic close quarters finale in Mojave Desert.

K’s Royal Marines have reportedly handed a decisive defeat to their US counterparts during exercises in California’s Mojave Desert, with the Americans losing so badly they had asked for a time-out halfway into the mock battle. A commando of Royal Marines deployed to the US Marine Corps facility in Twentynine Palms last month for Green Dagger 2021 exercises, among other things in order to test a new force structure. After training with the Dutch, Emirati and Canadian colleagues, they were pitted against the USMC in a five-day fighting exercise. The 40 Commando proclaimed on Saturday they were “victorious,” offering no further details. Victorious! 🏆@RoyalMarines triumph in part of multinational team on Exercise Green Dagger 21. The 5-day Multi-domain war-fighting exercise concluded with an epic close quarters finale in Mojave Desert.

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The US Marines spent too much time in lectures about which pro-nouns they were allowed to use.

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A sympathetic and commie supporting military is what they want.

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Spot on. Get rid of the heroes and fill it with zeros.

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Commandos vs marine regulars,id imagine they would win.

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Its literally the "Royal Marines" nnnnguy. The us marines are not what they used to be. They probably needed the reset so they could dialate.

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And maybe have some of the new Soylent MRE’s. Maybe the frisco frittata with humanely cultivated kale/pomegranate salad. They also probably called in grief councilors and support animals to provide emotional support.

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Rumor has it they are still waiting on their comfort blankets.

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I think that it's interesting that two other related stories...

"US Army not ready to ‘fight tonight,’ internal survey suggests, as Pentagon insists everything is fine" https://www.dcweekly.org/usa/538530-army-ready-fight-survey/

and,

"As report reveals more US soldiers died from suicide than Covid, US major general complains army won’t allow her French manicure" https://www.dcweekly.org/usa/537624-us-major-general-nails/

...have already been taken down. "Sorry, this page doesn't exist" Uh-huh. Not even an archived copy.

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Commandos vs marine regulars

Were they regulars?

Whats the difference in training between Royal Marines & U.S. Marines Corp?

Also i would be curious to know if the U.S. Marine Corps were all vaxxed & suffering side effects.

Sometimes a news story doesnt give a full picture or context.

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Maybe they were the cut penis brigade?

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American marines dilate their neofrontholes while British commandos just stick dildos up their butts.

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but who was more diverse?

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It sounds like that

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Thanks for sharing that clip. I need to go watch that again.

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Well this will certainly make our time easier when the time come to do what needs to be done.

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Biden and Hussein made the US military a tranny communist group. They are completely useless now or they would have already taken out the fake administration.

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They had a plan. Make America weak. It just doesn't make for a great campaign slogan so they changed it to "Hope and Change".

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"Hey, he called me a yank, what's that mean...like yanking my dick means I'm a man? He can't do tha..." *bang

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the collapse is soon upon us.

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the collapse is soon upon us.

And we have nothing to defend us.

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You mean we did? Clearly all they excel at are killing kids and obsolving themselves of it. I honestly don't care if the US military gets killed off. They're a blight to humanity.

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...desert-loving English...

"A thousand Arabs means a thousand knives, delivered anywhere, day or night. It means a thousand camels. That means a thousand packs of high explosives and a thousand crack rifles. We can cross the whole of Arabia while Johnny Turk is still turning round. I'll smash his railways. And while he's mending them I'll smash them somewhere else. In thirteen weeks I can have Arabia in chaos."

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How do you practice combat, were they pointing the fingers at each other going pew pew and shouting "you are dead"?

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There was an exercise where they ran out of bullets, so they were instructed to point their fingers and their opponents and yell "Bangety bangety bang!"

One hard charger tried it, and to his amazement the supposed enemy started dropping like flies.

"Bangety bangety bang!" he shouted as he decimated the enemy. But one soldier wouldn't fall down. He kept advancing on our hero, knocked him down and walked across him, stepping on his stomach and face.

As the enemy soldier walked on, our hero could hear him saying "Tankety tankety tank!"

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Ever watch Starship Troopers?

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