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[–] • 8 pts

FBI will raid the Meta PC office and find kiddy porn on all the computers. Owner will commit suicide with 2 bullets to the back of his head. Will and Testament will give the trademark to a non-profit that happens to be run by Facebook.

[–] • 0 pt

I figured they would just send the zuker borg army after them

[–] • 3 pts

It seems like the name is too generic to be trademarkable . But I guess if Alphabet is.

[–] • 3 pts

Well, Rothschild had a plane blown up to get his hands on a superconductor patent. Now let’s see how big Zucks balls are, what’s he willing to do to get that sweet name change.

[–] • 1 pt

Is that the flight that they never found? Supposedly the copilot ran in straight into the ground or ocean.

[–] • 2 pts

Not that big a deal, Facebook will simply harrass the ever loving fuck out of the other company, claim it had claim to the name first, smear the company as alt right nazis, and the judge will happily side with Facebook after being shown what happened to the last judge that got too "rowdy"

[–] • 1 pt

or they will just buy it for 10 billion.. pocket change to them

[–] • 0 pt

No, they've been trying to buy the Meta brand for months to no avail: Meta says Facebook is lowballing them too hard.

Knowing it infringes, and not willing to pay what Meta wants, Facebook is just pushing forward with the blatant violation.

The rope is too good for them.