Early on September 18, 33-year-old Royal Shorts was shot and killed by a drive-by gunman as he stood next to his car near a nightclub on the 800 block of North Orleans.
Royal. Shorts. Royal fucking Shorts. I get that Royal is a name, but how can you not understand how ridiculous that name sounds when your last name is Shorts?
> Early on September 18, 33-year-old Royal Shorts was shot and killed by a drive-by gunman as he stood next to his car near a nightclub on the 800 block of North Orleans.
Royal. Shorts. Royal fucking Shorts. I get that Royal is a name, but how can you not understand how ridiculous that name sounds when your last name is Shorts?
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