I was getting pretty sick and tired of them pushing "impossible burgers" and vegetarian crap that supposed to taste just like meat so I sent my cousin (a vegan) my recipe for a salad made out of all meat, but I told her it "tastes just like vegetables". Sliced ham instead of lettuce, meatballs instead of tomatoes, roast chicken breast strips instead of sliced peppers and a thick turkey gravy for the dressing.
...she hasn't talked to me since.
But why did you take it out on your cousin?
Because she kept sending me recipes for tofu turkey and substitute meat dishes. You know how pushy them vegans are.
A vegan, a vaxed, and an atheist walk into a bar. Who manages to get the first word in?
Also, why do vegan dishes have to be weird trash? What's wrong with a potato recipe or lasagna? Why is it always some kind of tofu fries with vegan caviar and dairy-free cheesy garlic bread.
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