But why did you take it out on your cousin?
Because she kept sending me recipes for tofu turkey and substitute meat dishes. You know how pushy them vegans are.
A vegan, a vaxed, and an atheist walk into a bar. Who manages to get the first word in?
Also, why do vegan dishes have to be weird trash? What's wrong with a potato recipe or lasagna? Why is it always some kind of tofu fries with vegan caviar and dairy-free cheesy garlic bread.
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