If only there was a way to prevent gangs of youths stabbing each other in London. How could one possibly prevent this....
Take away all sharp things. Make them illegal. It’s the only way.
Also all the blunt things. Cant have them using assault hammers and such now. Also spoons and forks are extremely dangerous, and so are metal spatulas. Need to ban all metal and wood. Carrying an assault stick should be a death sentence.
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