Can I get a HoFax report?
Those pics say previous owners 2, 1, and 3.
They forgot to list previous one time joy riders: 36, 48, and 122
"Test Drivers"
Those would be the One Night Stands
I think that those are supposed to be the "miles". Seems low for this type of person, so probably just lies.
Maybe they literally mean it as in "miles of dick".
I feel like that's what the miles are for. Owners are their relationships and miles are their number of partners / 1 night stands.
I thought miles = kids, cause no way that ho only had a few one night test drives.
Oh shit we ran out of printer paper
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