Caught with their dick in the delta jar
When I was a kid I the toilet seat fell on my dick I cried
No wonder why you always want dick pics yours looks like a flapjack your trying to remember what it looked like.
Did you want me to set up a gofundme for you for a prosthetic cock?
Ah now I understand why you are so obsessed with your dick. Guess it never worked right after that. Sorry for your loss.
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