My sister is having an engagement barbecue and they wouldn't let my roommate drive me (my car is in the shop) since we're unvaccinated. Now I'm not allowed in the barbecue unless I take a test first. They're literally going to leave one outside for me before I'm allowed to enter.
My sister is having an engagement barbecue and they wouldn't let my roommate drive me (my car is in the shop) since we're unvaccinated. Now I'm not allowed in the barbecue unless I take a test first. They're literally going to leave one outside for me before I'm allowed to enter.
Just open it up and put it at the base of your nose, and then tell her to fuck off.
Just open it up and put it at the base of your nose, and then tell her to fuck off.
"Oh. My bad. I thought that was the anal swab."
"Oh. My bad. I thought that was the anal swab."
Perfect, go golfing or to a range instead.
Perfect, go golfing or to a range instead.
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