The conservatives will mostly switch to a different beetus juice.
Real conservatives drink water. It’s the oldest drink.
And if you're not into plain water, there's tea, coffee, lemonade, OJ, and apple juice.
Fruit juice is almost as bad as soda. Drinking your calories is bad in general.
If you're that starved for flavours or don't like the taste of water, buy actual fruit, cut them into pieces and place them in the water you're drinking. It works best with lemons and limes, but you can do it with pretty much any fruit that has juice inside (to varying degrees of success).
Coffee gives me the absolute shits. I'll drink sodas, but sparingly and often only in the morning. Half the time it's tea, but nothing beats softening a raw morning throat with a carbonated drink.
coffee is aids. Dehydrates you, stresses you out, makes you incontinent and erodes your stomach lining.
Wrong, actual conservatices absorb the moisture in the Earth's atmosphere.
Conservatives are weak. Liberals are dumb. Politicians are all worthless thieving cunts. The only people who make sense are the people like me advocating for genocide. This country can’t be conservative as long as niggers are here. It’s impossible.
Just think that water you’re drinking might have passed through a dinosaur dick
just water dehydrates you. That's why I drink tea and soup.
Mother's milk.
I drink YOUR mother's milk.
mRNA?
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