I found an awesome family doctor that I had been visiting for 10+ years. White Male. All around good guy that cared and was direct. It was a hassle sometimes because you might have to wait a while to see him even with an appointment but that was because he spent time with every patient instead of rushing through, writing a script, and kicking you out of the door with your bill.

He was quietly replaced with a woman that immediately (and I mean this with zero exaggeration) almost ruined my career.

I drive a semi for a living. The FMCSA takes health "seriously." I have 1 medication I take regularly and she refused to sign a form I've had signed a dozen times that basically says I'm okay to drive while taking this medication. Not because of liability reasons or anything. Because she didn't feel like one box on the form applied to her. And argued that that box was for them to fill out while the people that MADE the fucking form were telling her, "No. That part is for you to fill out. "

I argued for weeks and went up there 3-4 times, having to pay each time, to convince this cunt that this is normal procedure. I was on the verge of losing my CDL because of that bitch.

Edit: Forgot to mention, the first time I went up there, she was super friendly. I thought we were making some progress and maybe she realized she was wrong. Nope. She fucking drug tested me.

There's the old Amex Joke or variation thereof Amex: Hello You've reached American Express helpline how may we assist you Man: I am a Centurion member with Global Assist, is it true you can find a Doctor that speaks my language anywhere in the world? Amex: Of course sir Atreyun to Zaghawa in all four corners of the Globe nothing's too much trouble. What do you need? Man: English in London please Amex: Beeeeeeeeppppp