There's the old Amex Joke or variation thereof Amex: Hello You've reached American Express helpline how may we assist you Man: I am a Centurion member with Global Assist, is it true you can find a Doctor that speaks my language anywhere in the world? Amex: Of course sir Atreyun to Zaghawa in all four corners of the Globe nothing's too much trouble. What do you need? Man: English in London please Amex: Beeeeeeeeppppp