She can't drive a stick shift, I should trust her with a Jumbo Jet.
This is actually a valid point, but I guess he decided to draw the line at nigras being incompetent.
I know way too many guys who can't drive a stick shift either.
It's true. Anecdotal story: A month or so ago I was out on the back of the property with the tractor, and one of our neighbors came up to the fence. Old woman, probably late 70's maybe even 80's. Old school horse woman. Tough as nails and crazy as a sack of cats. She had with her a guy who is boarding a horse with her. She wanted to know about my tractor, because she was thinking of getting a new one- she currently has an old 50's era Ford gasser. Basic three point, all mechanical and gear, no lift bucket. We start to talking about my unit that I have had for a few years now- Kioti, diesel, all hydro. Bucket, etc. I was saying that the unit is great, but the one thing I regret was that I got a full hydrostatic drive one instead of a gear drive. The horse boarder- tough looking guy, maybe in his early 30's says "I would go for the Hydrostatic, I CAN'T DRIVE A STICK". The old woman looked at him and busted out laughing. Kek. Horse guy that can't drive a stick.
That's because horses don't have a transmission.
Love it!
Here's one for you. I get a call from my then 16-year-old niece asking me if I would teach her how to drive stick. I said, "I'll be there in 45 minutes. Does that work for you?"
My brother raised her right.
What a faggot. I never had a chance to learn a stick until I was 30 when I bought an old truck, literally takes half a day to get the hang of it.
Because they can't or because never shown because sticks are harder to find now?
Both, actually. I know a few who don't want to learn how and a few who haven't had the chance to.
It's the best anti-theft device you can get!
My car insurance dealer would agree with you.
I was one of two people that knew how to drive with a manual transmission when the principal asked for someone to drive our class homecoming float. This was in 1976. My wife and two sons know how as well since I taught them.
My wife drives a stick, too. I think the only one in my entire family who doesn't drive stick is one of my sisters-in-law, and I think it's just because she hasn't done so in a long time.
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