1 - Navy ships have a Human Waste system, CHT, and when we pull into shitholes (see what I did there), the Navy has to get port services to empty our shitter tank basically, into a huge barge usually, which is literally, full of shit. The CHT Barge, we hoist a giant hose (its fucking big) over the side onto whatever shitty barge pulls alongside with proper creds. They dont come on board the ship. 2 - India is super duper shitty and the port services in Goa is basically 2 barefoot men, a nephew or son, and a shit tank under a bamboo raft with a hose hole. If you look over the side in port, you can see them sleeping on the shit raft, probably earning half a rupee per hour. They dont come on board the ship. 3 - The CHT barge outlet, is right next to our RHIB Boat, a motorboat on a wench, held slightly above the deck. 4 - Topside Rover, is a roving armed watch where you walk around and check off a list of spaces as secure, basically every 10-15m (roving), for 4 hours. The armory has to be locked(we're in port remember), along with other critical spaces, there is a clipboard involved. The brow is also guarded and no one without a proper ID and damn fine reason(that is already known), comes on board the ship. So I'm cruising along the main deck for another rove after bullshitting with the officer of the deck for a minute, and I see something underneath the rib boat. I dont have a flashlight and its probably nothing so I look closer under the secured boat (on the deck of the ship), hey those are someones sneakers. I go get the officer of the deck, his flashlight too, both only a few feet away from the boat station (other side tho, short jaunt), we come back and I've got my rifle pointing a little off to the side, figuring one of my drunk ass shipmates is about to crawl out and the OOD starts shining his light and slapping the deck with his flashlight. It's a fucking little kid, from the shit barge, he climbed up the fucking hose and had boarded our warship, crawled under the rhib boat and took a nap. We coax him out of there and hes just repeating "Its okay, just sleeping there" and we are like "oh fuck no, you go back down there" and he's like "yea I'll just go back to sleep under the boat"... "naw man, you cannot be up here" .... "oh :(" I guess the adults had left the fucker to guard the terdbarge, and not knowing any better he breached our security. I got the little fucker tho. Ya'll can sleep easy. Honest mistake for him that day, silly kid. if I see him coming for the border tho, gonna hafta put him down.