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[–] • 25 pts

Y'all gonna make me lose my life, up in here, up in here.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Lolawlz

[–] • 2 pts

Who is DMX, I mean other than some stupid drug addict nigger grunting into a microphone like a retarded gorilla?

[–] [deleted] • -2 pt

Hate him all you want, but he made some good music.

[–] • 0 pt

it's an illuminati pedo-cabal murder/vegetization ritual

[–] • 13 pts

lol they said he was braindead for 30 minutes... niggas already a vegetable

[–] • 12 pts (edited )

They put the EEG monitor on and couldn't find any signs of higher brain function, then he sat up and said:

"Shieet! Bix nood mufuk."

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[–] • 3 pts

Do niggers brains actually register normally

[–] • 0 pt

!BAM!

That was honestly my question too.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

30 minutes

I would hazard to say it's probably already been years.

[–] • 2 pts

Is a nigga in a coma an " eggplant " ?

[–] • 3 pts

one of the italian words for nigger is basically eggplant

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[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Yall never herd deyt niggaz raps? Mine as well start rappin now.

[–] • 0 pt

illuminati pedo-cabal murder/vegetization ritual

[–] • 5 pts

DMX has 15 kids.

[–] • 4 pts

DMX has more kids than there are members of Slipknot - past and present with a new drummer, new percussionist and bass player (RIP Paul Grey)

[–] • 2 pts

No doubt on their way to become doctors and engineers I'm sure.

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Dude'll probably have 18 by the time he's out of the coma. I'm sure there's more than one opportunist nurse that'll "take a sample" and try to baby-daddy him and cash in on his estate while he's (even more of) a vegetable (than usual).

[–] • 3 pts

Thankfully there wasn't a cop around or we'd have another round of blame-the-cop.

[–] • 0 pt

A cop probably sold him the dope.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

Hopefully he will inspire more niggers to follow the same path to greatness... it's the one way they can make the world a better place.

[–] • 3 pts

On a related note, Snoop is a rat-face nigger.

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Snoop is an FBI informant. He made a plea deal back in the 90s to get his murder charge dropped if he became a snitch. That's also why he could smoke weed almost anywhere he went when it was still illegal.

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Nigga worked inna barber shop in the LB wutchew treynah tell me

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X gon give it to ya was kind of a bop.

Don’t care though. Dead nigger is a good day regardless

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

That song gets me fucking amped to work out. Most of the rest of his music was trash.

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Reading his bio on Wikipedia. Dude was a complete catastrophe

[–] • 0 pt

Damn, that's fucked up.

But I'd bet good money it's not uncommon among niggers when the father skedaddles.

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Hard to call a father if 15 a catastrophe except for the taxpayers who will be paying reparations to keep his ancestors alive for generations until we do the right thing and sink the USS Uncle Sam and say good riddance.

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