*"Instead of using racist terms like 'that fucking nigger thief' and 'that goddamn nigger rapist', we here at CNN have decided to call all criminals White."* "...in other news, three White men shot and killed a bunch of other White men in what's being called gang related crime in downtown Baltimore. Gloria, what do you think should be done about White crime?" "...thanks, Phil. I think all White people should be removed from society. Think of the children."