I moved to the country. Now I drive my golf cart on rarely trafficked roads. The squirrels and birds are better behaved than nigs, always moving out of my way.
At least your birds are well behaved.. our geese and turkeys block traffic and attack vehicles. One turkey became famous for claiming an intersection as his territory, and was out in the road defending it every single day.. until.. well you can probably guess what eventually happened.
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