"I want to be very clear right up front, that the diversity of our military is one of our greatest strengths,” said Pentagon press secretary John F. Kirby, a retired Navy rear admiral, on Thursday. “I mean, when you have a squad of nine soldiers, one being a pregnant woman, one being the somali immigrant she's sleeping with, another being the muslim waiting to rape her, the fourth being a transsexual who keeps using their suppressors as dilators, and the other five being the headmates of the furry otherkin, Captain Yiffers, you really see how having an armed force composed of people with nothing in common with each other besides the fact that they're all mental rejects really makes us stronger. I mean, so long as someone is still smart enough to push the button what makes the drone bomb Israel's enemies, we're pretty much gold. Black lives matter, guys.'