In California I'm pretty sure a 35$ walmart tent would do you for a few years if you took care of it. Not to mention most tents I've seen have double zippers so you could even lock it with a padlock.
Yeah but instead let's embezzle money to the tune of over 5k / month / tent. Jesus, I could almost pay my mortgage twice over.
Wait I can embezzle the money?!? Hot tub here I come!
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No I'm sure 60k/year for a tent is entirely reasonable and without any corruption whatsoever.
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