"I don't have a smartphone." and walk straight in.
"Oh, we were supposed to have a paper version of it? I don't have a copy of that on me at the moment." and walk straight in.
Alternatively, stop going to these retarded events, they're a waste of time and money.
alternatively, just laugh at them and walk in. what are they going to do about it, shoot you?
They have security. They will have you arrested. The solution is to make it cost them more than it's worth.
break into a coughing fit if they are feeling froggy enough to send their niggers after you. laugh as they learn manners.
i almost wish i was still interested in kikertainment, because id wreak havok on clown world.
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