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Mitt Romney knocked unconscious, suffers black eye during fall

By Kenneth Garger

March 1, 2021 | 7:19pm | Updated

Sen. Mitt Romney was knocked unconscious when he fell in Boston over the weekend, leaving him with “a lot of stitches” and a black eye.

“I took a fall. Knocked me unconscious. But I’m doing better,” Romney told reporters on Capitol Hill Monday night.

The Utah Republican said he was visiting his grandchildren when he got injured.

With noticeable bruising under his right eye, Romney infused some humor into the situation.

“I went to CPAC, that was a problem,” the Republican lawmaker joked, referring to the Conservative Political Action Conference that ended Sunday.

Romney was not invited to the marquee event after receiving backlash over his vote to impeach ex-President Donald Trump.

Asked how many stitches he received, Romney claimed he was not sure.

“A lot of stitches. I don’t know how many. I asked the doctor how many stitches and she said, I don’t know, but it’s all through my eyebrow and my lip.”

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Mitt Romney knocked unconscious, suffers black eye during fall By Kenneth Garger March 1, 2021 | 7:19pm | Updated Sen. Mitt Romney was knocked unconscious when he fell in Boston over the weekend, leaving him with “a lot of stitches” and a black eye. “I took a fall. Knocked me unconscious. But I’m doing better,” Romney told reporters on Capitol Hill Monday night. The Utah Republican said he was visiting his grandchildren when he got injured. With noticeable bruising under his right eye, Romney infused some humor into the situation. “I went to CPAC, that was a problem,” the Republican lawmaker joked, referring to the Conservative Political Action Conference that ended Sunday. Romney was not invited to the marquee event after receiving backlash over his vote to impeach ex-President Donald Trump. Asked how many stitches he received, Romney claimed he was not sure. “A lot of stitches. I don’t know how many. I asked the doctor how many stitches and she said, I don’t know, but it’s all through my eyebrow and my lip.” https://www.sltrib.com/resizer/hhBB80mMFaC00YulnX6R8XNM-N8=/1024x650/cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/sltrib/ILXX7NGGVNAZVDKCF3764B4X2I.jpg

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In the Bung Hole Test, two prospective Shriners are blind-folded and made to crawl through a large cylinder until they meet in the middle and bump heads. One Shriner outside yelps like a dog while another sprinkles warm water on the candidates' faces through a hole in the cylinder. Then a Shriner yells, "Get that dog out of here! It just pissed in his face!"

LOLWTF.

As for black eyes: Eye of Horus.

As for the Skull and Bones: There's some awfully prominent shnozzes in those pictures, and I did not want to see a kike's bare ass.