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Sorry, fellas, we’re already laying the groundwork thick that two shots just aren’t enough!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Sorry, fellas, we’re already laying the groundwork thick that two shots just aren’t enough!

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[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

So, we cannot and have not identified what the original virus is, but have no problem identifying variants. What bridge are you selling again?

[–] • 0 pt

Which one would you like to buy? I have all kinds in stock, from single lane short spans to ones that cross bays. Low low prices, they can be yours for a song!

[–] • 3 pts

Be Afraid! Be AFRAAAAIIIIIIID!!!1!!1!

[–] • 3 pts

FEAR IT! MASK UP! WASH YOUR HANDS!*

*that third one I’m actually ok with, it’s just good practice.

[–] • 1 pt

I'm gonna wear a whole box of masks just to be safe.

[–] • 1 pt

Better to use the box, too. Just to be safe.

[–] • 3 pts

Its already been said that every human without exception must have the vax to perma kill it. If even one exception exists the virus will mutate and make every previous vax pointless. They also said pets likely need the vax too.

Combine those two things and it means every single life needs the vax. It must also be taken by all before any mutations happen.

The word terrorist lost its luster. Now we have a new omnipresent, unseen, eternal threat to milk forever.

[–] • 2 pts

"Tiny invisible terrorists, are lurking in your blood!"

"Tiny invisible terrorists, are invading all your cells!"

"Tiny invisible terrorists, exhaled with every breath!'

"Tiny invisible terrorists, killed six million grandmothers!"

"It was like another 9/11, but for the economy and public health."

"Think of the children! profits!"

"Think of the random opportunities for nobodies to exercise power over other nobodies!"

[–] • 2 pts

This is like the billionth strain. It sounds like they are hoping for a George kirby situation where one of the strains picks up momentum

[–] • 0 pt

Yeah, there are lots of them, but most apparently aren’t very CONCERNING.

[–] • 0 pt

when a virus mutates it weakens

[–] • 0 pt

This article is a preprint and has not been certified by peer review [what does this mean?]. It reports new medical research that has yet to be evaluated and so should not be used to guide clinical practice.

[–] • 0 pt

Does this mean you shouldn’t fear it?

[–] • 0 pt

I thought the South African UK Indian variant was the one I was supposed to be afraid of. Good thing I'm just a stupid bird.

[–] • 0 pt

Well of course it is, they want to keep you in masks.

I need to seriously invest in the mask manufacturers, make some money off the stupid.

[–] • 0 pt

Im more concerned with the unquestioning sheep that are surrendering their rights on somebodies whim.

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