I haven't purposefully eaten McD since I was literally a skateboarder living on a couch in the good side of Portland back in like 2003 when it was still somewhat alright. And even then, it was scrounging change for their two cheeseburgers for $1 or 2! or whatever. Luckily, for me at that time, it was literally fuel and burnt off quickly. Now, I'd probably keel over.