The bad guyz gonna give you an sail foam app on your Obama phone that will track all your bodily functions and bio markers once they inject these nano-particles into you.
That way they can tell how many times you crapped and how many times you fucked, your vitamin levels/electrolites, if you wuz really werkin or jerkin' your gerkin' on the company dime or dipping the pen in the company ink. They gonna monitor that azz.
That monitoring software they put on your computer at work to take snapshots of your screen? They gonna do that to yo bauday, nicca.
Also, it's gonna fuck your shit up, you gonna die cuz.
Now you don't have to watch the video, got a free ebonics lesson too.
The bad guyz gonna give you an sail foam app on your Obama phone that will track all your bodily functions and bio markers once they inject these nano-particles into you.
That way they can tell how many times you crapped and how many times you fucked, your vitamin levels/electrolites, if you wuz really werkin or jerkin' your gerkin' on the company dime or dipping the pen in the company ink. They gonna monitor that azz.
That monitoring software they put on your computer at work to take snapshots of your screen? They gonna do that to yo bauday, nicca.
Also, it's gonna fuck your shit up, you gonna die cuz.
Now you don't have to watch the video, got a free ebonics lesson too.
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