Farts don’t smell bad cos of fecal matter, they smell bad cos of the gasses they contain, mainly methane and hydrogen sulfide. Did you think when you smelled someone’s fart it was cos bits of their shit were going up your nose?
Lookie here boys, we have a real fart smeller. Are you an ass master or journeyman?
Well if he's such a smart feller then why ain't you a-listenin' to him?
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