Just keep playing it cool, cool cat. Dont articulate any coherent thoughts, because someone might think it’s not very good. Start the debate with an insult and then leave right away.

You know what I do to always be the coolest person at a party? I show up just long enough to tell everybody, fuck you. “FUCK YOU EVERYONE!“ I shout and then I go back to my car and drive home. Then nobody can touch me as the most badass cynical cool cat at the soiree. I have owned everybody there and there’s nothing they can do about it! Ahaha, I WIN!

You get it. You know how to play. No need for logical topically relavant reponses, just randomly yell “YOURE BITTER” to people you pass on the street. This is how you win at life.

You like Joe Biden eh? You think he looks out for the people do ya?

Do you imagine everyone here is a huge Trump suppporter? Do you think I voted for Trump?

Did you vote for Biden? Did you feel good about that?