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I thought it was a real story until I read this other headline..

“FLORIDA: 400-POUND WOMAN SURVIVES SEXUAL ASSAULT BY HERD OF MANATEES”

I knew it was bullshit. A real Florida headline would read “Herd of manatees survive a raging meth-fueled sexual assault by 400lb woman from Gulfport, Florida